How’s everyone fared without me? 
Good. You’re actually smart.
Miranda? how cute.
Alright. *pats his head* If you stay safe for the next three months I’ll buy you Canada.
*climbs the pete* Danke.
*sighs* That sucks.
You should be resting peacefully then. I must say though, it’s been terribly boring without you…
I’m a Slytherin, seventh year. Yourself?